List of how and what each sign is likely to say on the telephone.

How does each sun sign fare on the phone?

Oooh, that husky hello is enough to turn you on. Must be an Arian! Gosh, she sounds like a delicate flower. Is she a Libran? Well maybe yes, maybe no, or maybe you just don’t know. Not anymore. Here’s a list of how and what each sign is likely to say on the telephone. Aries: If it’s a husky voice that oozes sensuousness, if the person on the other end says a hello and quickly follows it up with three damn good adjectives about you, it has to be an Arian. These folks know how to floor people with just a mouthpiece and a earphone. However, take all that they say with a pinch of salt! Taurus: Taureans are formal and tacit. They never overdo it. For them Graham Bell’s invention is for emergencies and to communicate fact X from Point A to Point B. They will never talk to you for more than three minutes. Should there be something important, they are bound to say, "not on the phone please, lets meet". Gemini: "Hello, is this 564783 please. May I talk to …" Geminis don’t and can’t act friendly on the telephone. They are matter of fact and to the point. Not that they don’t like to talk a lot, but they think telephones are emergency gadgets and not for two-hour rambling. They sound boring, but that’s how they are. Cancer: Always write your Cancerian friend’s name right on top of your telephone book so you can call them to take dispassionate advice. Yes, these folks are great tele counsellors and talking to them during a crisis can be of great help. They are helpful, not necessarily entertaining. Leo: They can talk for hours, give you the latest gossip, crack some wild jokes and get away with it. Their exuberance is evident even in their conversations. Should you be feeling down and out, call them. Their pep talk and outrageous suggestions are bound to put a smile on your lips, if not leave you in splits. Virgo: Virgos also revel in telephone conversation because they love impersonal conversations. In fact, Virgos can even reveal their deep, dark secrets to a stranger on the telephone. So in a way they are interesting. Who doesn’t want to know some deep, dark secrets! Libra: Librans are a pleasure on the telephone. Soft spoken and with a golden laugh, they can actually calm your nerves and make you feel embarrassed for being loud. Talk to them if you have a problem and their silky smooth voice is enough to soothe you. Scorpio: Matter of fact is an understatement with Scorpios. Even if you just returned from an exotic expedition, when Scorpios call, they will simply say, "Hello, how are you. I hope your trip was good. I called to say that…." Sagittarius: Sagittarians are loyal callers. If you are off on a summer holiday and causally tell them ‘call me sometime’ they will literally do that. They will call you wherever you are. Also, when in trouble remember to give them your number. They will call religiously to check your safety. Capricorn: Even a telephonic conversation is a big task for them. They write down the caller’s name and number, sit down and call up to talk. You can never catch them talking while they are reading or watching television. Calls are sacred for them. Aquarius: If you want somebody to break bad news on the telephone, delegate that task to these guys. Aquarians are smooth talkers and can handle telecrisis well. In other words, if your boss is yelling on the phone, let the Aquarians handle it. They will do it beautifully. Pisces: If you can catch Pisceans at the right time of the day, that is late afternoon, you can hope for a feel-good conversation. They are good at displaying their emotions. So if they feel happy for you they will display it. In short, they are nice to talk to, in the conventional sense.